Can we all just go ahead and admit that underwater sex just… isn't that great? I'm not saying you shouldn't try it. All I'm saying is that I think we all need to start getting realistic about this fantasy we may or may not have only seen in the movies. It's dry even though you're literally soaking wet , it's slippery, and you low-key may or may not feel like you're getting waterboarded half the time. But, you guys, it doesn't have to be that bad.
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If warm, sunny weather inspires you to get hot and heavy, you may want to skip getting it on in the pool and save your nookie time for dry land. Although making sweet love in the water sounds sensual and natural, since you're wearing next to nothing already, it's not exactly the safest way to get it on. Here's a mood killer for you: lake, river, ocean, and pond water contain bacteria, so getting intimate can introduce that bacteria into your vagina, which could put you at risk for infections that you don't want up there. Pool water is no better since it contains chlorine, which could irritate your lady business or disrupt the natural pH balance in your vagina, leading to a yeast infection. As for hot tubs, they're often not chlorinated enough, which means they're teeming with who knows what. You may have heard that getting busy underwater will prevent sexually transmitted infections STIs or pregnancy, but this is far from true.
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The footage has forced marine biologists to question theory that the mammals only mate once every four years. The two whales were caught in the act by a team of marine biologists studying their behaviour off the south Argentine coast near the province of Chubut. And the double-blubber act which was caught on video has caused them to revise their research because up until now they believed whales only copulated every four years.
Underwater sex poses a fair amount of technical challenges, but people still fantasize about it. One of the trickiest things about having intercourse in water is trying to get enough leverage to thrust. Try sitting on pool stairs or hot tub seats, or holding onto a guardrail.